Nobel Nerves, Exposed By the Onion

Leave it to the Onion to take the Nobels down a notch, exposing the “World’s Leading Scientists Nervously Standing Next To Poster-Board Displays.”
It nailed the mental state of one molecular biology Nobel hopeful who pulled an all-nighter with a glue stick, silently praying his dimensional structure of biomolecules wouldn’t fall off his poster just as the Nobel Committee strolled by judgmentally.
But laissez-faire parents, take heart: For once, a theoretical physicist and cosmologist was “disqualified after the committee concluded his parents had clearly done most of the work for him.”

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