The Hogfather

They were already the most notorious crime family in Europe.

Now, the Tuscan Hog Mob has expanded its repertoire from terrorizing farmers to sniffing out drugs, GQ reports.

Human drug traffickers were living pretty high on the hog selling cocaine in Italy—until the Feral Hogfather made them an offer they couldn’t refuse. In a hostile takeover, the hogs dug up $22,000 worth of cocaine and scattered the snow across the forest floor. 

But the boar-ish amateurs also ingested an untold amount. What happened next is pure conjecture, but it's easy to imagine: wild hogs gone hog wild.

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