No, this is not a Saturday Night Live sketch.Health trendsters really ARE shelling out $6 a gallon for unfiltered, untreated and unsterilized water that could lead to water-borne illnesses, Ars Technica reports.

Yet another reason to hate glitter.If you’ve ever picked a million shards of glitter out of a carpet or found one lodged under your eyelid weeks after a party—a handy service has tapped into that fury, allowing you to anonymously mail glitter to people you hate.

Americans, are you low on nerdy Thanksgiving trivia to impress your dining partners? Bonnie Berkowitz rescues you with an entertaining quiz in The Washington Post. Example: “What’s science-nerd code for ‘Thanksgiving?’” (Hint: It’s not “Revelry of the Roasted Reptile”—…

If you’ve ever welled up on a long-haul flight, you’re not alone.   Recent studies show that 15% of men and 6% of women are “more likely to cry when watching a film on a flight than they would if seeing it at home.” This explains the guy in the second row swiping at tears…

Gone are the days when Sunday best was de rigueur, even—apparently—for one’s own funeral.The tongue-in-cheek #burymeinthis on social media could represent the future of corpse couture and, if it does, distant excavations may reveal societies of humans buried in yoga pants…

Oh Gwyneth. Can't you use your power for good instead of goop? Followers of actress/“health expert” Gwyneth Paltrow’s empire, goop, pony up for things like $200 “grounding” bed sheets and semi-precious vaginal inserts (a practice not doctor-recommended, as GHN covered in a …

Apparently we love a scary clown. “It,” Stephen King’s 1990 film about a slaughterous clown named Pennywise has now been exhumed for a big screen reboot. But, for actors behind the face paint, what’s the mental cost in playing a character so demented?  

The more we learn, the less we know. In philosophy, this enlightening. In nutrition, it’s downright maddening.   The Daily Meal picked up Funny Or Die’s hilarious video about a Time Traveling Dietician who just can’t seem to get it right. The video underscores the futility…

Apparently, Pennsylvania has it out for chai lattes, and South Dakotans harbor intense dislike for expensive cheese platters.   We were having a grand time thinking of all the ways we could introduce this Hate Map of foods for each state as a Friday Diversion when a little…

There’s still time to get to Lincoln City, Oregon, USA on Monday at 9:04:41 a.m.